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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer that is not my style.
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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I love to work. I love doing standup.
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love
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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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