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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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