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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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That's life when you're on the D-list.
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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