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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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