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Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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