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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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