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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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