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I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer that is not my style.
Kathy Griffin
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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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