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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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