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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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I love to work. I love doing standup.
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.
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