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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
Actress
Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Inappropriate
People
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Laughing
Artist
Tell
Stories
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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I love to work. I love doing standup.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.
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