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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
Actress
Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Laughing
Artist
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Stories
Trying
Make
Inappropriate
People
Jokes

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I am in love with Larry David.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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My act is based on my life.
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Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.
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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.
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I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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