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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
Kathy Griffin
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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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I am in love with Larry David.
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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My act is based on my life.
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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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