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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
Actress
Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
Artist
Tell
Stories
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Make
Inappropriate
People
Jokes
Laugh
Laughing

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