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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
Actress
Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Stories
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Inappropriate

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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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