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I love to work. I love doing standup.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer that is not my style.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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