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I love to work. I love doing standup.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
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My act is based on my life.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.
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I am in love with Larry David.
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I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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