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I love to work. I love doing standup.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Film Actor
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
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Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.
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I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer that is not my style.
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