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I love to work. I love doing standup.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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