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I am in love with Larry David.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Film Actor
Television Actor
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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That's life when you're on the D-list.
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.
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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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I love to work. I love doing standup.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer that is not my style.
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.
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