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I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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