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I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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That's life when you're on the D-list.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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