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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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