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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
Actress
Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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I am in love with Larry David.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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My act is based on my life.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.
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I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.
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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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