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Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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I love to work. I love doing standup.
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