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Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar? I'm missing a shoe! I need a ride!

Kathleen Madigan

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Kathleen Madigan
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: September 30
Comedian
Screenwriter
Florissant
Missouri
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Chase
People
Kids
Homeless
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Dollar
Need
Cute
Children
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Needs
Shoes
Going
Dollars
Long
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Shoe

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