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The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.
Katharine Whitehorn
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Katharine Whitehorn
Age: 92 †
Born: 1928
Born: March 17
Died: 2021
Died: January 8
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Middlesex
Katharine Elizabeth Whitehorn
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I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.
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As I look around the West End these days, it seems to me that outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.
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Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.
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The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
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As ridiculous to approve of property and let a few men have a grossly unfair share of it, as say you are all for marriage, and then let one man have all the wives.
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As anyone who has ever fallen foul of an airport, a conventional hospital or a bad restaurant knows, misery is made up of little things.
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The disease is painless it's the cure that hurts.
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Spring makes everything look filthy.
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Filing is concerned with the past anything you actually need to see again has to do with the future.
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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
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The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
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A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.
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Too great a preoccupation with motives (especially one's own motive) is liable to lead to too little concern for consequences.
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I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.
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Things a mother should know: how to comfort a son without exactly saying Daddy was wrong.
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I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.
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Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.
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