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In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.

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Katharine Whitehorn
Age: 92 †
Born: 1928
Born: March 17
Died: 2021
Died: January 8
Journalist
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Hendon
Middlesex
Katharine Elizabeth Whitehorn
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Bores
Hell
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An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed, the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director face on).
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The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.
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A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.
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There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
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The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
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I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.
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When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
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Whereas a lot of men used to ask for conversation when they really wanted sex, nowadays they often feel obliged to ask for sex even when they really want conversation.
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No nice men are good at getting taxis.
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Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.
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The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
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It would be nice to think that a censor could allow a genuine work of artistic seriousness and ban a titillating piece of sadism, but it would take a miracle to make such a distinction stick.
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I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.
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Being young is not having any money being young is not minding not having any money.
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Filing is concerned with the past anything you actually need to see again has to do with the future.
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In my next life I want to be a pessimist. Then other people could spend all their time cheering me up.
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As anyone who has ever fallen foul of an airport, a conventional hospital or a bad restaurant knows, misery is made up of little things.
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I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.
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Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.
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I blame Rousseau, myself. Man is born free, indeed. Man is not born free, he is born attached to his mother by a cord and is not capable of looking after himself for at least seven years (seventy in some cases).
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