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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Katharine Whitehorn
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Katharine Whitehorn
Age: 92 †
Born: 1928
Born: March 17
Died: 2021
Died: January 8
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Middlesex
Katharine Elizabeth Whitehorn
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People get a bad impression of it [the English climate] by continually trying to treat it as if it was a bank clerk, who ought to be on time on Tuesday next, instead of philosophically seeing it as a painter, who may do anything so long as you don't try to predict what.
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The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.
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As I look around the West End these days, it seems to me that outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.
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Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.
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In my next life I want to be a pessimist. Then other people could spend all their time cheering me up.
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An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed, the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director face on).
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Spring makes everything look filthy.
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The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
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When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
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I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.
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Filing is concerned with the past anything you actually need to see again has to do with the future.
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I blame Rousseau, myself. Man is born free, indeed. Man is not born free, he is born attached to his mother by a cord and is not capable of looking after himself for at least seven years (seventy in some cases).
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The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
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The disease is painless it's the cure that hurts.
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It would be nice to think that a censor could allow a genuine work of artistic seriousness and ban a titillating piece of sadism, but it would take a miracle to make such a distinction stick.
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I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.
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As ridiculous to approve of property and let a few men have a grossly unfair share of it, as say you are all for marriage, and then let one man have all the wives.
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