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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Katharine Whitehorn
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Katharine Whitehorn
Age: 92 †
Born: 1928
Born: March 17
Died: 2021
Died: January 8
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Middlesex
Katharine Elizabeth Whitehorn
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As ridiculous to approve of property and let a few men have a grossly unfair share of it, as say you are all for marriage, and then let one man have all the wives.
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The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
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