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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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A dog has got human eyes.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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