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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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