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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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