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Every problem solved is a problem made.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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