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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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How would I know which one I was?
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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