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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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