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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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