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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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