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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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