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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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