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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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