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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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