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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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