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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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