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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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