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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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