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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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How would I know which one I was?
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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