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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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How would I know which one I was?
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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