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Could the world fall?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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