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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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