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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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How would I know which one I was?
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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