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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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