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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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