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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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