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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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