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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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