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Could the world fall?

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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How would I know which one I was?
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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