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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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