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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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