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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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