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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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