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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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