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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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