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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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