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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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