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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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Could the world fall?
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