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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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