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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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