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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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