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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Could the world fall?
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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