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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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