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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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