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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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